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Ever noticed how cars take on a mind of their drivers/owners?
Alfa Passionate and romantic, you fancy yourself as a wild sex kitten. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act just like them. Audi You would like to believe you are part of the new generation that is caring, environmentally conscious and family-orientated. Actually, quite boring, nothing more than a glorified wuss. Will one day probably drive a Merc, but you still sometimes wonder if you shouldnt have bought that Bee-Em. BMW Self-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO one day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are Gods gift. Daewoo Faceless, subservient and demure (except for Matiz drivers). To you, a good deal is to work from nine to five, get nothing for it, and still say thank you. And then you wonder why you dont have money for a good time after hours. Ford You still live in the 70s, trying to cope with the 90s (dont even mention the millenium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford. Honda You aspire to drive a BMW. You are an opinionated pain-in-the-butt. The ultimate suffragette, or the bosss girlfriend (male or female!) Hyundai Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a subcommittee to find solutions to what the committee couldnt. You will always maintain that this Korean car is better than any Japanese model. Jeep You would like to believe you are living the American dream and just love the great outdoors. The closest you get to it is by watching Days of Our Lives and the Adventure Channel.Land Rover You are a designer person with a designer life, who always pays too much for everything. Designer mud comes free with the badge. And if its a Freelander, it was probably a break-up gift from your ex. Mazda A Ford driver with more money. Mostly stail boring farts with no image and less imagination. Mercedes-Benz Responsible, immaculate and conservative. Boring CEO clones with too much money, or the office super-geek who cant remember what its like to have fun. Definitely not dating material. Nissan Good, solid, responsible, loyal office-fodder. You like to travel and maintain that you can sell ice to the Eskimos. Favourite answer: Its a company car. Opel Wannabe Schumachers. Would like a Corolla, but fell for the bumf about German engineering. Always in a rush, but never get anything done. Pajero Not as label-conscious as your Land Rover counterpart, but still suckered into believing in the ultimate African adventure. You drive through puddles to create your own designer mud. You believe youve made the grade, but everyone else knows youve got a long way to go. Renault An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but its less than that of a French cookbook.SsangyongA make-believe fool, because youd like a Pajero but cant afford it. Toyota A sensible, organised conformist who keeps things going in a on when some imagination is needed. Your next car is always going to be --something fun-- but without fail it ends up being a Toyota. Volkswagen As per Toyota, only one level higher. You experience uncertainty, because you dont know whether you own a rebodied Audi or not. You are not good at decision making.
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