Yeah! We all thought our parents were great people...hmmm

Little red riding hood - what the hell did she ride? A horse, a harley - NO! she flippen walked! So it should be Little red walking hood.

Winnie the pooh - pooh according to me (pooh) is a turd - so it must be Winnie the turd.

(One for the Aussies) Koala bear it is not a bear it is a marsupial - hence Koala marsupial :)

Ring-a-ring-a rosies - (remember?) - well this was to avoid the smell of the dreaded black death by wearing a ring of nice sweet smelling roses and a pocket of posies. The first sign of the plague was (Atissue..Atissue...) we all fall down DEAD!

Remember that one hush little baby?? Well everything in this one is broken and wont work so how the hell can you sleep worrying about the stock market and all.